HIPSTER RUNOFF

FGGT: A New Gimmick by HRO

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 14:10:18 -0400

FGGT: A New Gimmick by HRO: Sometimes I don’t understand things. I don’t understand products, or why people buy them. I don’t understand bands, and why tweens listen to them. I don’t understand stores where 80% of the products…

Perfect Alt Breast Search Continues...(yall)

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 22:56:59 -0400

Perfect Alt Breast Search Continues...(yall):
These breasts are kind of kute. Great nips. Great attitude! Great eyeball fuck! Great bangs! Great rib definition! Great Limited Edition Justice necklace (Pope John Paul II Edition)!

Loves it!…

HRO in some cartoon about Hipsters on Al Gore's internet TV station thingy

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:36:17 -0400

HRO in some cartoon about Hipsters on Al Gore's internet TV station thingy: How do u feel about online media that ‘makes fun of hipsters’? I feel like it usually appeals to people who are on the sidelines of hipsterdom, and have an unhealthy obsession with ‘what is means to…

Rage Against the Bow Tie

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:10:14 -0400

Rage Against the Bow Tie:
I was really worried that bow ties were catching on. Remember the clown-Bro in a bow tie? Or the goth-alt with the bow tied necklace? It’s good to see that regular ties are fighting back…

NAME THOSE ALT CELEBS

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 08:44:56 -0400

NAME THOSE ALT CELEBS:
Can yall guess who the two blondies on the left are? They look like they went out for a night of gettin’ buzzed on the town. Probs had one 2 many Schmirnoff Ices, and played 1 too many drinking…

Comments Worth Bloggng Abt

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:52:43 -0400

Comments Worth Bloggng Abt:

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post “My Relationship with Girl Talk”:

did t0m from myspace stealz that over the shoulder look from girl talkz or what?!?.

Tom

Girl Talky

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What is the best summer accessory?

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:26:45 -0400

What is the best summer accessory?:
[Street clash]
Summer is here. Have you purchased your summer accessories? Some people think headbands, sunglasses, and ‘stuff that looks like u r going to a pool’ are in, but edible accessories…

My Relationship with Girl Talk

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 05:29:38 -0400

My Relationship with Girl Talk: I’ll never forget the first time I heard Girl Talk. One of my altest bros sent me the CD. He couldn’t believe I hadn’t heard Girl Talk yet. He was like “U HAVEN’T HEARD NIGHT RIPPER? IT’S FCKNG…

P0ST M0RE BATHR00M H0TTIEZ

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 02:13:58 -0400

P0ST M0RE BATHR00M H0TTIEZ:
Plz pardon the lack of posting as HRO transitions into an alternative SMUT bl0g. I have been doing extensive market research, and the music industry is fading away. Instead of music, more people…

Alt Celebs + Underaged Kids = Creep Creepertons

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 13:55:11 -0400

Alt Celebs + Underaged Kids = Creep Creepertons:
Can you find the alt celeb in this sea of children?
Hint: He used 2 manage Daft Punk, but then he told them that the should ‘stop it with that robot gimmick’ + Electroma was an overrated pile…

A Blip On The Radar

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:03:12 -0400

A Blip On The Radar: Seen any cute Conceptual Blipsters From The Future lately?

[Photo by the facehunter]
Blipsters from the future + people who are inherently conceptual are rarities, kind of like that one kind of…

OMG MY FAVE SITE IS DOWN (WTF)

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:10:58 -0400

OMG MY FAVE SITE IS DOWN (WTF):
I tried to go the thepitchforksmedia.com today, and it didn’t work. :-(
WTF. Where will I find new music? Where will I read reviews of my favourite bands? What if I forget how to rate things on…

Tape Nipples Invades Male Fashionz

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:00:48 -0400

Tape Nipples Invades Male Fashionz:
[Photo by I Can Teach U How to do it]
I remember that time M.I.A. wore Xes over her nips over a shirt. I never thought I’d live to see the day when men wore Xes over their nipples. (I partie…

A Cool Dad Who Dresses His Lil Alt Human Accessory in street gear

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 13:12:18 -0400

A Cool Dad Who Dresses His Lil Alt Human Accessory in street gear:
I think it’s cute when families take portraits and they are dressed in coordinating outfits. This Cool Dad dressed up his little bro just like him. It’s kute. Within 3 years, they will be able to…

How Many RMXes = 2 many rmxes?

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 02:09:59 -0400

How Many RMXes = 2 many rmxes?: When are there too many remixes? Does too many rmxes take away value from your product? Is it shortsighted to think that ‘the more rmxes, the better’?

[Where connections = remixes]

I rlly like…

Which bands looks kuter in Miscellaneous Revolutionary War uniforms?

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 01:04:56 -0400

Which bands looks kuter in Miscellaneous Revolutionary War uniforms?: Maybe this is something that all meaningful-core bands have to do, but have yall noticed how these bands are wearing colonial era war outfits?

Sigur Ros

Coldplay

I wonder what they are…

Happy Birthday Yall!

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 13:13:17 -0400

Happy Birthday Yall!:
Whenever I partie, I’m always sure to bring 2 partie hats in case I ever run into a free-spirited exhibitionist alt duo of friends. I’m not a girl, but I can imagine that it must be super fun to…

WHERE CAN I GET THIS SHIRT?

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 18:47:27 -0400

WHERE CAN I GET THIS SHIRT?:
I don’t know who the whitey emo alt bro on the right is, but I’d love to get that shirt from him!
I think it says a lot about my current lifestyle, and how I feel about being young. I nvr want to…

P0sT M0RE Dreamy McAltAlts with Cassette Tape Necklaces

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 13:22:09 -0400

P0sT M0RE Dreamy McAltAlts with Cassette Tape Necklaces:
I haven’t seen a cassette tape necklace in a while. It seems like every1 is rlly obsessed with rcrd hats. Sometimes we all just need to slow down, enjoy the weekend, and admire a girl with a…

P0st m0re Bl00d Pix

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 05:29:48 -0400

P0st m0re Bl00d Pix:
I remember when there was a stabbing in Australia that got partypicked about. It’s good to see that there’s a market for people who want to see morbid acts of violence (or re-enactments of…