» Why do so many crazy people want to be my friend on myspace?
OMG. I DON’T EVEN KNOW THIS GIRL BUT SHE’S SHOWING ME HER THONG-BUTT!

I DON’T EVEN KNOW THIS GUY BUT HE WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND AND HE IS A STREET MAGICIAN.

“THE INTERNET IS SOOOO RANDOM.”
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I DON’T EVEN KNOW THIS GUY BUT HE WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND AND HE IS A STREET MAGICIAN.

“THE INTERNET IS SOOOO RANDOM.”
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