January 2012
December 2011
Twas the Nite B4 Buzzmas... →
Twas the night before Buzzmas, when all through the blogosphere
Not a buzzband was buzzing, not even a relevant ~9.0 range mindie band.
The mp3s were streaming from the blogspots year end…
My grandparents challenged social norms by... →
</embed> Digital technology and social media can be liberating for any human being, no matter your age, race, size, color, or religious background. It gives is the opportunity to…
I Am Carles 'blowout' and/or XMAS-wave final sale... →
Very Limited Supply left. Not sure when they are coming back.
Here are some complimentary ‘discount codes’
50% discount code: LATERZ
XMAS DISCOUNT 50% off code: XMAS
Hornie 4 …
Cults lead singer Maddie Follin looks 2 HOT 4 TV... →
Oh Maddie…
I want 2 drink hot cocoa with u
Should we go 2 Starbucks?
Maybe ‘the Coffee Bean’?
Maybe even a Ghirardelli Specialty Store…
Do u want a peppermint latte instead?
Who was the best _______ of 2k11? →
I honestly believe that 2k11 was a very _____ year—in my personal life, in music, and in ________. When it comes 2 my personal life, I accomplished a very important goal: ________________….
Brooklyn Poet & DJ Tao Lin spotted canoodling with... →
Recently, Lana Del Rey was spotted canoodling with relevant AltJew DJ A-TRAK [link]. She is truly becoming a top tier alt socialite, and we will see no shortage of pictures of her…
I met the buzzband. →
I went to their show and I met the buzzband.
I can confirm that they are human.
I touched them. They are real.
We had direct, personal interaction.
I met the buzzband.
There are…
New Alt Couple Alert? Strokes drummer Fab Moretti... →
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/different_stroke_for_wiig_NgL8NjzDHVrwnW7gg9oRVP#ixzz1fsA8d7sA
Kristen Wiig is known as ‘the new Tina Few’ because Bridesmaids was funnier than ‘Mean …
Bon Iver does infomercial for lower back pain to... →
As u may know, we are all dying, and our bodies are slowly deteriorating, joint by joint, bone by bone, and one day we will be unable to even wipe our own asses. There is something abt the…
Robert Smith 'goes solo' from Crystal Castles,... →
Link: http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2011/11/the_cure_played_3.html
Robert Smith, better known to indie fans as ‘Bob Smith’, is best known as a member of the popular bleepbloop…
The hot altbaguettes in Friends look like QT BBs... →
Photos via Brooklyn Vegan
Friends is widely regarded as ‘one of 2k11’s only buzzable new buzzbands’, mainly because they have 2 premium altbaguettes in their band [link]. They might sound…
Sleigh Bells launches new album cycle, Alexis... →
With their last album Treats, Sleigh Bells became one of the most popular buzzbands in indie, riding the sexi looks of Alexis Krauss to the indie promise land. Now they have to…
Korn claims that they invented dubstep. Are they... →
Link: http://www.billboard.com/news/korn-s-davis-we-were-dubstep-before-there-1005571562.story#/news/korn-s-davis-we-were-dubstep-before-there-1005571562.story
Korn is a band that sang…
November 2011
Was M83 great on Fallon? ☨ ✞ ✝ THE CITY IS MY... →
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Jeopardy contestants are unable to identify Foster... →
</embed> Foster the People is widely accepted as one of the biggest indie success stories of the year. They have taken one bubble gum indie song called “Pumped Up Kicks” and…
Coldplay was AMAZING and NEON and MAGICAL on SNL! →
Coldplay! Yall are AMAZING! Chris Martin honestly dances around like a FREE spirit. It reminds me of my Zumba classes, except my instructor is this mean skinny lady and one time i…
Real Estate captured partying 'like effing rock... →
Photos by http://weirdmagic.biz/
Partying like effing rock stars
Drinking Jameson out the bottle
Vibing in the ‘green room’
Artists effing only
Groupies trying to bang us
Partying til…
Some bro does a vocal audition to join M83 →
M83’s hit song ‘Midnight City’ might be the best of the year. It’s a shame that they didn’t write anything else as solid on the album except for airy synth bleepy bloops with children…
Lana Del Rey shows off her tight lil ass on French... →
What happens if u ask Lana Del Rey to ‘do something controversial for ratings’?
You get Lana Del Rey’s TIGHT ASS on camera!
It’s as if the buzz gods finally heard our prayers…
Christopher Owens does another SEXI photoshoot. Is... →
Photo via GorillaVsBear
ChrissyBB…
I honestly can’t stop thinking abt u…
i listen to ur songs
dancing around my room naked
thinking of u
U honestly look good, bb! [link to sexi…
Donald Glover interviews himself as Childish... →
At the end of the day, we’re all crappy sites on the internet trying to produce ‘unique content’, all trapped as a slave to hits, social media, and ‘watering down’ any sort of authentic content…
Ryan Gosling headlined FunFunFunFest, voted 'best... →
Ryan Gosling has been trying 2 break into the indie music scene for a while now. He had a buzzband called ‘Dead Man’s Bones’ that wrote spooky songs, and has often showed up to bronoodle…
Real Estate makes new dogwave video for 'It's... →
After the dust settles and the indiesphere realizes that M83 was overrated and Bon Iver was boring, Real Estate’s hit album ‘Days’ is a chill bro dark horse to win ‘end of year’…
The Real Reason for Ben Gibbard & Zooey... →
James Murphy is on the cover of a magazine because... →
JAMES
JIMMY MURPHY…
Cmon man.
WE GET IT
U ‘fake retired’ to fire ur band
bc u were tired of them leaching off ur buzztalents
and wanted to keep all of your buzz riches to yourself
…
Ezra Koenig hosts EXCLUSIVE video chat sesh, wears... →
</embed> Ezra Koenig is known as indie rock’s most approachable ‘front man’, willing to interact with fans on twitter and with foreign fans thru his Orkut account. According to…
Foster the People has an AMAZEING NEW VIDEO 4 a... →
OMFG. I love LOVE LOVE the Pumpy Kicky song! the name of the band is Foster the Ppl, and honestly, they are going to SAVE rocknroll for all of us.
They are back with a song…
RECAP: Alt Celebrity Halloween Costumes [from Best... →
Were u wondering what ur favourite alt celebs were 4 Halloween?
Sorta wish I coulda gone to a relevant Halloween Partie where I saw tons of alt celebs, DJs, and CEOs of buzzbands :-(
At…
BREAKING: Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard BREAKUP.... →
Link: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/zooey-deschanel-husband-ben-gibbard-split-2011111
Recently, Kim Kardashian broke up with Kris Humphries. Recently, Kim Gordon and …
What r u like now?
Tell me abt ur vibes…
October 2011
Failed Indie Rapper Donald Glover releases new... →
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I’m not really sure who takes Donald Glover’s rap career seriously. He is a ‘comedian’ bro who stars…
HIPSTER RUNOFF'S [HIGHLY BLOGGABLE] HALLOWEEN... →
GO: http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/halloween
BREAKING EXXXCLUSIVE HALLOWEEN CONTEST
SEARCHING 4 THE MOST AUTHENTIC HALLOWEEN COSTUME ON THE INTERNET
A COSTUME THAT IS CAPTURED IN .JPG AT A…
Does the Odd Future remix of Lana Del Rey mean... →
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It’s been a really dark year for music. We’ve joked around that we are lingering around in the buzz drought which started in 2k10… but now it seems like we have…
Angel Deradoorian of the Dirty Projectors shows... →
Photo by Weird Magic dot biz
If there’s one thing I love, it’s girls with bangs. If there’s another thing I love, it is the altbaguettes from Dirty Projectors. If there’s one more thing…
ALT HALLOWEEN COSTUMES [ideas by HIPSTER RUNOFF] →
What r u going 2 be 4 Halloween?
These are some suggestions 4 relevant alt costumes…
Lana Del Rey Tips: Make ur hair all pretty, put on tons of makeup, get fake…
Zooey Deschanel ruins our blessed country's... →
</embed> If there’s one thing we know about Zooey Deschanel, it’s that she’s one of the worst singers on the planet. Some how, record label executives found a way to market her…
How 2 win a free I Am Carles shirt [via Contests] →
In order to ‘celebrate’ the relaunch of the I Am Carles brand (www.iamcarles.com), HRO will have some contests to help ‘poor’ alts who cannot afford the shirts. The contests may…
The broad from Chairlift wears a sexy unitard on... →
Photo by Erez Avissar Caroline Polachek is the lead singer of Chairlift. I haven’t heard many of their songs, I usually just listen to her collabs (Holy Ghost! + Washed Out). It…
Part of the James Murphy will never die [via... →
Topics: LCD Soundsystem
RELATED STORIES: I went to watch a buzzband attempt suicide bc they wanted more attention. Goodnite LCD Soundsystem. James…
EXCLUSIVE: Dave Longstreth, Dirty Projectors... →
Link: http://www.spin.com/articles/dirty-projectors-embrace-horror-respond-strokes-new-lp
R u ready for a new Dirty Projectors album cycle? They were a member of the fabled buzzyear…
James Murphy still doesn't know how 2 retire,... →
Photo via sgum
UGH
EFF
WTF
WT EFF
Jimmy Murphy ‘back at it again’
One minute ur ‘retiring’
Making the entire world celebrate u like ur God’s Gift to Authentic BleepBloop Disco Music …
Has Christopher Owens' hatred for Lana Del Rey... →
Topics: Christopher Owens Topics: Girls
RELATED STORIES: Girls frontman Christopher Owens says that Lana Del Rey sux bawlz, doesn’t deserve fame &…
Miley Cyrus shows off her BANGIN BIKINI BOD and... →
Miley BB! Ur srsly the biggest effing CUNT BITCH in the world. LOL! I honestly mean that in the most affectionate girly way possible.
The truth is, ur body is BANGIN, and of course ur…
M83 breaks the 9.0 barrier, writes 'gushing'... →
M83 is a French new wave shoe gaze wave band that writes ‘epic jams’ that sound as vibey as authentic jams from the past, so they have made a career out of ‘replicating’ pre-existing…