HIPSTER RUNOFF

» Is Holy Ghost!'s "Hold On" the next "D.A.N.C.E."?

I am going to spend more time focusing on trying to figure out what the next song to have a massive impact on alternative society will be. Justice’s “D.A.N.C.E.” was like a small scale version of…

» I <3 Classy Alternative Broads

Party Pix are critical in capturing every vital moment of the night. Party pix aren’t just about posing for the camera in fabricated tragically alt/earnestly alt poses in your red flannel toga or…

» Name That Alternative Celebrity

Does any one recognize this infamous partie starter?
HINT: IT IS NOT GARY BUSEY.

The commenter to [correctly] identify this alternative celebrity will receive an item from the prize list.

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» What Blipsters Will Look Like in 2010

Bow ties are really blowing up. I’m excited about this summer, and how shorts will be integrated into outfits. I wonder if baggy Old Navy Cargo shorts will be in style, or if men will have to…

» The Monthly Pic that's too pornographic to post on HRO

I know there’s a demographic of HRO readers that get very unsettled when I don’t post n00ds or hardcore sex from party pix for a while.

Here’s a pic that’s NSFWuuwaawps
(Not Safe For Work unless u…

» More Alternative Goods Produced by Alternative Celebrities

BUSY P designed this shoe so that you can look kute, interesting, and ‘in-the-know.’

Is ur life finally complete and meaningful now that Justice’s manager and the mind behind Ed Banger Records…

» Always Consider Creating a Prop to Prove you are really into Electro

I think generic accessories such as wristbands, necklaces, or sunglasses are sort of like Level 1 “LOOK @ ME” Props. It’s always important to take your LOOK @ ME factor the at least level 3….

» Blantant Blogville Hits From Oceania

In HIPSTER RUNOFF’s pre-alt bro era, Carles dedicated a lot of time for trying to figure out which country was winning the electro-war. Does the best music in…

» Have U Ever Robbed a 7-11, and then gone out 2 Party?

WANTED: A look that takes your enigmatic creepiness to the next level.

While DJs often opt for the mask that conceals their entire face, the panty-hose-over-your-head mask might be the future….

» One Simple Rule For Being an Alternative Bro

The best way to make it clear that you are an alternative bro hanging with your pack of alt bros is to put your arms around your bros in a party pic. Public Displays of Alt Bro Affection are…